This game is very simple. All you need to do is type any excuse for not doing your homework(ex:my teacher ate it). Oh, and you also have to put the post number your with(ex:1:My dog chewed it up). We keep doing it until we reach 1001 posts. If we manage to reach it, then I will put a new goal. Right noe, it is 1001. If you do not get how to play this game..then...GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK NAO!! I shall start because I have to.

1:I didn't feel like doing it. Next poster puts 2:and a reason.

2. Doctor who came and I travelled with him for six years, and it got eaten by a cyberman.

Nice one Monasti! Doctor Who, I presume.

3. My dog ate it, and now he has super intelligence and if I tell the teacher my dog ate it, his psychic powers would choke me.

4. When I drove here in my Lamborghini, is accidentally blew off of the passenger seat.

5.Monasti ripped it to pieces.

6. My dog was scared so he didnt eat it but i didnt say anything about my rat....

7. Well, being an extremely well-behaved student, I resolved to complete my homework on the day that I got it. However, on that day I successfully figured out who had masterminded the most evil plot to dominate the world, and informed th police (being such a good citizen after all *angel face*) . Obviously, this evil mastermind wanted revenge after my actions, broke into my home and stole the treasured homework.
He took a flight out of the country to Hong Kong. Of course, I was so desperate to complete the homework you set us sir, that I went right after him. I rented a private plane and made it there the following day. For 12 hours I learnt chinese as quickly as I could, then negotiated with the government there to help me catch the evil mastermind on the run. We got him in the end, but I was so busy writing witness statements and seeing the good laws of the world upheld, that I didn't complete it. And then the police took my homework as evidence for the court case. I haven't seen it since. Sorry!


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8. (sarcasticly ask the teacher) we had homework?

9.
Me: See I did it, right here. *hands teacher paper*
Teacher: I just saw you copy it.
Me: *rips up paper* I did it but I left it at home.

...just post one reason. 10.koopa under fire burned using fire.

11. As far as I recall the National Government issued a law banning the assigning of homework to students. 'Don't wanna be a criminal, sirrr!

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12. I actually gave it to my little brother to do and he never finished it.

13. 'Bookworms' ate my whole book

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14. 'Avatar' ate my whole book




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15.Anne Bonney told me not to do it.