because my light went out in my room and i was bored alone outside so i called my girlfriend which is the prettiest female teacher's daughter

Well...it's like this everyone!

I sat down on the couch and watched some tv...oprah came on and since we didn't have a remote and i was too lazy to change the channel by hand i decided to watch. Oprah was talking about how bamboo can be used to make clothing with this french girl and when the french girl called oprah big boned; she went on an angry rampage and hypnotized everyone who was watching to go to france and kill everyone there. In my hypnotic state, i realized some of the words on my paper had french roots so i burned it...then eventually me, lindsay lohan and doctor phil ended up taking over the world and i banished homework from the world....the end =)

Godzilla peed on it