Granted, but now you are a successful person in your career/job and you no longer need to study textbooks =PP

I wish horses could fly xD

Chimkong

granted, they fly over your head, and "chocolate" lands on your head

I wish I could fight my way out of a paper bag

granted, you never get out of that dream DX

I wish that I was on the top ten posters list I was as good of a poster as the rest of you guys (and girls)

granted,but you give up trying to get past me:)

I wish that nobody was in the mental asylum

granted, your parents decide to legally change your name to nobody, and since you like your name so much, you go insane, and you go into the mental asylum

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time =P

Granted *crack knuckles* It's times for me to give you a peanut butter jelly bathe *attaches a hose to a truck full of the said substance* Ready! Set! Shower! .........

I wish seahorses looked like the land-horses.

Chimkong

Granted, unfortunately they also look like them in the sense of having noses instead of having gills, and all need to be rescued from the sea before they drown

I wish that headaches didn't exist =P

Pirate

Wish granted...but strokes are up 900%

I wish that I was intelligent in English classes and History classes.

Granted what a waste of a wish, you already are =D, the new knowledge replaces the timekeeping part of your brain, and from then on you always forget to attend english and history classes, or even remember where and when and what they are 0_0

I wish I could go to sleep (better corrupt it fast, you've got about.... five minutes XD)

Pirate

wish granted.....but you cannot wake up and are stuck being asleep forever.

i wish i had $5000 in front of me on the table in my room...that wasnt stolen or illegal(i wanted to say $5,but....)

Alrightey, but you have unextinguishingable flames on your hands (don't worry, not that painful ) and so can't even touch the money for fear of just setting all the banknotes alight.

I wish...that I had no school/college today =)

Pirate

Granted, but your teacher knows about that, you failed the course

I wish the Isaac Newton had not have discovered the gravity

Chim

Wish granted. Adolf Hitler did and now is the ruler of the world because of it.

I wish that I had no emotions.