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*Thinks of how to corrupt invisible and unidentifiable wish*...without making a wish in this thread, the site implodes on itself, causing a domino effect of other internet sites imploding, then the computers themselves implode, then all other materials implode....then the Universe explodes =P

I wish for a new bicycle!

Pirate

Wish granted, but the bicycle is painted with harmful chemicals that makes you sick for the rest of your life.
*I wish for a nickel!*

Granted, then because of the economic crisis the USA switches to the Euro as their currency (LOL!) and youo're left with nothing more than a piece of valueless metal =P

I wish I could have exactly twelve hours' sleep! ^^

Pirate

Granted, but while you were asleep the earth was taken over by aliens and you wake up a slave with a large probe inserted you know where.

I wish I was dead.

wish granted you were dead but you will have to travel the earth until it is destroyed

i wish that i was married

You are married to AllSmiles .... congartulations, on your marriage

I wish I was (more) handsome. =)

Chimkong

Granted, just a little more handsome, and it gets to the point where you fall in love for your own reflection in the mirror....and just like Narcissus, that pretty much spells bad news for the rest of your social life =P

I wish there were more forests in the world ^_^

Pirate

wish granted there are more forest in they world but you can't see them trees


i wish i was pirate best friend

Granted, you are a ghost pirate's best friend, and now you are a living dead yourself =PP

I wish I have the power to teleport any where around the world on my will.

Chimkong

Granted, but the power is too sensitive. Whenever you happen to think of a place, you end up teleporting there and can't seem to control it. You see a war-zone on television? -and you're there =O

I wish that I could speak every single language on the planet =D

Pirate

Granted, now boys from all around the world admire the sweetness of your language (and character) ^_^ and all of them wish to marry you =P Since you can't do THAT, you ended you breaking everyone's heart and are feeling deeply torn up and guilty inside =O.... (But don't you worry, I'm still with you xD )

I wish that I was braver.

Chimkong

Wish granted, but now you have become so brave, that you cross the line of stupidity, and die doing a stunt with man-eating gerbils.

I wish for an edible marshmallow.

you get oe but its poisened


i wish for a peice of plastic

Granted, look there it is... *points up* ...glued to that anvil falling on your dad's car..... *boom* You should be more specific from now, but first .... *his dad coming* ...you better have some good answers/explaination for what happened. *looks at wristwatch* Breakfast time for me. Gotta go, bye!

I wish I can marry a girl of my choice.

Chimkong

you do its homer simpsons sister lol

i wish for a world made of choclate